its 2:30 in the AM and somewhere in the world a french man is peeing right now
you can’t just look at this post and tell me that there ISN’T a french man peeing somewhere in the world as you’re reading this. How would you know? Is there a special time of day in which french men are incapable of peeing? Because I’m positive it’s not 2:30 AM
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
oh i dunno, it’s only been about 0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 0 minutes and 0 seconds ^^
i think my parents would yell at me if i died
getting a good grade on the test you were 97.4% sure you were going to fail